Meet Martin and Martha Muck, a fabulously wealthy couple who live at Dribble Manor. With time on their hands and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members of the ‘ariscockracy’ they stop at nothing to quench their desires.

This afternoon Martin’s sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately, Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her ‘Dickens’ in the Library. Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha’s ‘cuntry’ seat! Not content with just Martin, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom.

What ensues is an absolutely fabulous doubleended dildo session that makes a cucumber sandwich look like the fish of the day!nnAfter the afternoon’s ‘sexcursions’ Martin and Martha entertain their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures, tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor…

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Scene 1: THE FIRING SQUAD nnAbout to meet her maker, Private Sauce has been charged with doubledealing and deception. Captain FlashFlies is in charge and Private’s Moon and Flute are standing by ready, albeit half cocked. Private Sauce demands a fag as her last request, but hey, it’s not that kind of movie ~ instead she settles for a last meal of truncheon meat. ‘Left, right, left right, mess tins at the ready plenty of sauce to go round quick munch!’nnScene 2: SWALLOWING ORDERS nnWhat’s the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Unbeknown to Dipstick, Plonker has different plans and is in fact leading Dipstick right into her pink love trench for some major commando manoeuvres. nnScene 3: DIRTY FOXHOLE nnPinned down by enemy fire, Lieutenant Lightweight is holding it firm in his foxhole when he’s hit and cries out for a medic. Fortunately for him, Nurse Dish crawls in to aid his recovery. With the noise of battle all around, Dish brings Lightweight back to life with a bit of spit and polish. Lightweight returns the favour by digging deep into Nurse Dish by generously penetrating her behind her lines.

Scene 4: THE DOWNED PILOTnnBailing out behind enemy lines is a tricky business, but for lucky rear gunner Bob Lancaster it’s all in a days work. Not only does he find a handy haystack to hide in, but also a couple of young peasant girls randomly lunching on their c**t boxes. Having been exposed, the rear gunner introduces himself to the young lovelies and sets about realising a couple of bouncing bombs into their dams. nnScene 5: PRIVATES ON PARADEnnSergeant Shrapnel is instructing Private’s Shower and Shapely to the new ordinance. Grenades, mortar shells and missiles all need to be recognised and tested from back to front! Shapely is a willing recruit and Shower readily provides support. Shrapnel barks the orders and handles her logistics! nnCert. 18n

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Addictive Viewing!nnA frisky French maid comes clean after getting it hard from a stranger.

A sexcrazed stripper serves her tender rump to addict with a sweet tooth.

A seductive Spanish slut turns a siesta into a fiesta when she awakens to a mystery stranger.

A Dutch beer babe lets down her pigtails and puts on a show you wont forget.

An unsuspecting coed gets a lesson in lust when she misbehaves and fails to make the grade. No story line.just the hottest, nastiest fantasies ever filmed!nnCert. 18nnn

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The first genuine female point of view adult movie from acclaimed director Anna Span. After many frustrated years working for Nation Health Clinics, these buxom matrons start their very own private hospital to service the needy…

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Five gorgeous women give these young men a lesson in sexual prowess. Follow these mature and sexy ladies as they seek out fresh flesh to play with and see what naughty antics they get up to!

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From the UK’s first female porn director, Anna Span, comes this sensationally erotic tale of time-travelling 1950s stocking-clad housewives seeking sexual gratification in the present day.

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