Get a whole lot of loving with this affordable jelly cock. Realistic thick veined shaft plus textured balls give you the best sensations ever. Sculpted to satisfy! And it’s waterproof, too.

Price: £22.99

Now here’s a challenge! 16 thick inches of hugely satisfying strong dildo, with balls at the suction cup base. Load up on the lube and love every inch of it!

Price: £30.99

It looks like something out of a futuristic, hedonistic, space-travel movie but it feels like the sexiest, most divine dildo ever! Bumpy in all the right places and with E-Z bend technology, this will navigate your ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ perfectly!

Price: £22.99

A biiiiiiig chunky dong that’s long and wide enough to satisfy even the most craven cravings. Hearty girth, solid penetrating shaft and reassuringly solid ball base.

Price: £36.99

Experience the legend! Each and every inch of John’s awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson in state of the art UR3 sex toy material. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, it’s a large realistic dildo to treasure!

Price: £69.99

Super-smooth, shiny, sleek extra-thick 8-inch dildo that’s flexible enough to to double up on itself. Thick and satisfying, it’s a sex toy you can use on your own or introduce to a partner when they’re ready and willing.

Price: £18.99

Oof! ‘One size fits most’, boasts Doc Johnson about this lifesize sex toy, but you’ll need to be sure of yourself – and your supply of lube – before letting the Fist of Adonis into your life… or anywhere else!

Price: £32.99

Big (but not as big as his brothers Victor and William), Super Billy is a veined, realistic-style dildo with a ridged head.

Price: £89.99

Super-smooth, shiny, sleek 10-inch extra-thick dildo that’s flexible enough to to double up on itself with barely a whimper! Proceed with caution when buying: it’s a fulfilling sex toy that can be quite a challenge!

Price: £20.99

We’ve just got off the phone with Adam Hart-Davies and he’s informed us that Homo Gigantus is the missing link between Homo Erectus and Homo Sapiens. He died out because of his insatiable sexual appetite and gargantuan size.

Price: £59.99